Hi. My name is Hovannes (pronounced Hovannes). I’m an LA-based copywriter with a long-haired Chihuahua and a medium-haired scalp.

While everyone baked sourdough bread during the pandemic, I learned to make basturma, an ancient Armenian cured meat. The recipe was handed down from my father and involves parking a car on an eye of round beef roast.

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